A series of Quotations from the late comedic genius George Carlin.

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

"Religion is just mind control."

"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."

"When it comes to BULLSHIT...BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT... you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion."